The Cenobites and the Nightbreed are at war, and Alastor is using the opportunity to try and seize power in Hell. The enemy of your enemy is your friend, as the saying goes; Pinhead, in an attempt to stop Alastor, teams up with Boone/Cabal and the ‘Breed to stop the ambitious Alastor from succeeding.

Though that might sound like a promising end to this two part crossover, don’t be fooled; it’s an absolute mess, with far too many characters, tons of seemingly random comings and goings, and tons of gross out imagery with little substance to back it all up. It’s certainly very adult, shocking stuff, particularly given its early 90s publication date, but it’s all sex and violence (and both combined), with no rhyme or reason to any of it.

If you ever wanted to see the bloated, misshapen Vasty Moses ejaculating over the Cenobites, here’s your chance (and it’s not the only element of this story that goes way too far over the line; nor is it the ‘worst’ part of it).

It says something when that’s the most memorable element of an exciting clash of two famous horror universes; no doubt the mischievous, psychosexual horror of Clive Barker informed the goings-on in this story, but writer DG Chichester forgot to actually make any interesting points alongside the gross out imagery and subject matter.

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